Benedict Cumberbatch — What? Benedict Cumberbatch? The guy’s as goofy looking as his name. What’s to love about a pasty thin British nub with moppy hair and a dorky smile? I mean, besides the voice. The sly demeanor. The glimmery eyes. The impeccable cheekbones. His cerebral approach to his craft. Maybe it’s his keen fashion sense, or maybe it’s just the scarf. Or maybe it’s because he’s the best goddamn Sherlock in the history of Sherlocks. In real life, the man was once kidnapped and locked into the trunk of his car by six men in South Africa, and he smart-talked his way out of the situation. Maybe it’s his appreciation for life bleeding through that people are drawn toward. God knows it wasn’t Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, which was a total bore. Maybe, oh, I don’t know. Maybe it’s just the man’s ass. Whatever it is, Benedict Cumberbatch is incredibly sexy almost in spite of himself, and to land in the Pajiba 10 looking like he does suggest there’s powerful forces at play in the soul of Cumberbatch, which makes him my favorite kind of Pajiba 10 entrant, a guy that will mind-f*ck you to ecstasy before he even removes your clothes. — Dustin Rowles
I really really love this comment. Okay, I wouldn’t sign every sentence (The suggestion that’s something’s wrong with his looks… HE’S BEAUTIFUL, for fuck’s sake, he’s not too thin, and the fact that he has a dorky smile makes him even more beautiful… he’s got the most unique smile in the world), but all in all there’s so much to love about it:
1) It’s written by a man. Irrelevant if gay or not, I love it when men recognize his magic.
2) Yes, his soul is the key to his attractiveness.
3) The recognition of his big, big brains
4) Yes, he mind-f**** me every single day of my life, to extasy and beyond.